unclefather:

me: *having sex with a girl*

girl: um….. what’s that beeping noise?

me: oh it’s just the watch i’ve had since the second grade that beeps every hour on the hour and hasn’t stopped for the past 18 years

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maxencefauvell:

They’re never going to believe this at school.
Yeah, I can just see the note to the teacher: “Dear Miss Mason, Nick is not absent. He’s pinned to this note”.

Honey, I Shrunk the Kids (1989) dir. Joe Johnston

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weirdmageddon:

that YO THATS MICHAEL JACKSON !! HEE HEE hee hEE ᴴᴱᴱ ᴴᴱᴱ OHMʸᴳᴼᴼᴼᴰᴰ video is one of the funniest things ive seen

the way this guy just. stops..lmfao

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