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Teo / 18 / Cali / ๐
Teo / 18 / Cali / ๐
me: *having sex with a girl*
girl: um….. what’s that beeping noise?
me: oh it’s just the watch i’ve had since the second grade that beeps every hour on the hour and hasn’t stopped for the past 18 years
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They’re never going to believe this at school.
Yeah, I can just see the note to the teacher: “Dear Miss Mason, Nick is not absent. He’s pinned to this note”.Honey, I Shrunk the Kids (1989) dir. Joe Johnston
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“When thinking about life remember this: no amount of guilt can change the past, and no amount of anxiety can change the future.”— (via purplebuddhaquotes)
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that YO THATS MICHAEL JACKSON !! HEE HEE hee hEE ᴴᴱᴱ ᴴᴱᴱ OHMʸᴳᴼᴼᴼᴰᴰ video is one of the funniest things ive seen
the way this guy just. stops..lmfao
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